You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw
Directed by Chris Harris
15th-19th July
Shaw’s – I think utterly delightful – seaside comedy introduces us to sparky teenagers, principled feminists, three admirably-differentiated ‘senior’ men and a polished ‘ladies’ man’ who falls madly in love. The dialogue is witty and often thought-provoking; there is a triple-locked guarantee of a happy ending … in short, a great dramatist at the very peak of his form. Trust me on this, and rush to the auditions! The script is available on Gutenburg.
Chris Harris
01491 598365 or cdharrisox10@gmail.com
Sunday March 2nd, 2.30 in the Curtis Room
Wednesday March 5th and Thursday March 6th, 7.30 in the Club Room
Parlour maid – Youngish
Dolly Clandon (Philip’s twin) – 18-ish
Gloria Clandon – early 20s
Mrs Clandon (mother of Dolly, Phil and Gloria) – 40s
Joe (non-speaking) – any age
Valentine – 30s
Philip (Dolly’s twin)- 18-ish
Fergus Crampton – about 60
Waiter – ‘a silky old man’
Finch M’Comus – about 50
Bohun – 40s-50s