The Unfriend by Steven Moffat (BAFTA Award-winning playwright)
Directed by Erica Harley
Performance dates 17th–21st March 2026
First performed at Chichester, 2022 (directed by Mark Gatiss)
Transferred to the West End 2023
A sure-fire hit and an excellent play for the Sinodun Players. A modern fast-moving farce, with a very relatable situation.
Whilst on holiday on a cruise ship, a middle-class British couple, Peter and Debbie, befriend Elsa – a confident, larger-than-life, Trump-loving widow from Denver, USA. You couldn’t call her woke, but kind of wonderful. They agree to stay in touch – only because they never expect her to follow up the contact.
When Elsa invites herself to stay a few months later, Debbie decides to look her up online. Too late, they learn the truth about Elsa Jean Krakowski. She has been the subject of a True Crime Documentary, accused of murdering various members of her immediate family. No accusations stuck …
How do you put off a visitor who could pose a life or death threat to you and your children!! She has just boarded a flight to London! So how do you stop her coming without seeming a bit impolite?
At the start of the play the children are quite impossible. Alex is behaving like “Kevin”, on his gaming all the time, sullen, grumpy and uncooperative and talks about farting a lot. Rosie is whinging, thinks no one loves her, listens to conversations and hates her parents. But over the days Elsa has a profound effect on them both. But isn’t
she a murderer?? Peter and Debbie are still not sure what is happening.
Peter (40s), Debbie’s husband
Debbie (late 30s-40s), Peter’s wife
Alex (playing age of 15-17), their teenage son
Rosie (playing age of 15-17), their teenage daughter
Elsa (50+++), ‘She’s a powerful battleaxe of a woman — hard to guess her age.’
The Neighbour (could be any age) Old enough to own a house. “Dull, lugubrious, gray, amiable.”
PC Junkin (any age) Affable, slow, pleasant.
Auditions
Tuesday 11th and Thursday 13th November at 7:45pm in the Warburton Room
Call-backs
Saturday 15th November at 2pm in the Dennis Wood Studio
If these dates are a problem, get in touch. Scripts are available.
Any enquiries to Ric Harley 07798 911734 erica.harley@sinodunplayers.org.uk
Murder, Margaret and Me by Philip Meeks
Directed by Simon Tavener
Performance dates 19th–23rd May 2026
Set in the early 1960s, this play explores the collaboration between two national treasures who shaped one of British cinema’s most successful franchises. The Miss Marple movies were nearly never produced, as Agatha Christie, the Queen of Crime, was reluctant for Margaret Rutherford to portray her iconic spinster, while Rutherford herself was apprehensive about being associated with the subject of murder. The story delves into the real reason why Margaret Rutherford, celebrated as ‘the funniest woman alive,’ was hesitant to take on the role that eventually brought her international acclaim. The play follows the development of an unlikely friendship between Margaret and Agatha, filled with afternoon tea and gossip. As the plot unfolds, Agatha turns detective, determined to uncover Rutherford’s tragic and shocking secret.
Roles Available
Agatha Christie
Agatha is frustrated by her diminishing control over her own creations and embarks on a quest to investigate Margaret’s past. The character is sharp, witty, and acerbic, having always been in command. Suddenly confronted with the loss of control, Agatha is compelled to take action to restore her authority.
Margaret Rutherford
Margaret Rutherford is a multifaceted character burdened by a terrible secret. She embodies both the famous comic star known for her eccentricity and the deeply affected Peggy, whose life was shaped by fear from an early age. The portrayal should evoke laughter, but ultimately also touch the audienc’s heart.
The Spinster
The Spinster is a mischievous woman with a wicked sparkle in her eye. Serving as the narrator, she interacts with the audience, influences Agatha and Margaret, and propels the story by appearing in different forms. She represents inspiration and conscience for the other characters, helping them create their own versions of the little old lady detective. The role includes playing the piano in the initial scenes (though actual piano skills are not required), and the ability to knit would be beneficial.
Casting Note
It is not necessary for actors to impersonate the roles directly; rather, the play succeeds when the characters are suggested. Although the characters are depicted in their seventies, actors aged fifty and above are welcome to audition, as the roles possess a timeless quality.
Non-Speaking Roles
Two cast members are needed to portray workers on a 1960s film set. These non-speaking roles involve moving props and furniture between scenes to maintain the flow of the performance. There are no age restrictions for these roles, and they will require minimal rehearsal time. Interested individuals do not need to audition; they should simply contact the director to arrange a conversation.
Audition Information
There will be two rounds of first auditions followed by a recall for selected candidates. Auditionees will work on extracts from the play, which can be requested in advance by contacting the director at simon.tavener@gmail.com. Paper copies of the extracts will also be available in the audition room.
Auditions
Thursday 4th December at 7:30pm in the Curtis Room
Saturday 6th December, 11am-1pm in the Curtis Room
Call-backs
Monday 8th December at 7:30pm in the Curtis Room